Cat sitter (Carson City)
compensation: $10 per visit. part-time
Looking for someone to "cat sit." Any time I am out of town, I
am looking for someone, preferably high school student, to come every
other day, you choose the time, come and check dry food and water and
clean up litter & etc. Takes under 1/2 hour. Cat likes to be left
alone, does not like to be held and abhors strangers. $10 per visit. Ok, this shit fuck ad had me on the giggle for an hour this morning. It likes to be left alone, fed in peace and abhors strangers? Oh sign me the fuck up! Awesome news, you have a fucking cat! I have often said I love people who keep cats, someone needs to keep these assholes, but an entire ad to explain that you own a soloistic cunt? Just say "I have a cat", enough said, and we'd all just nod in unison. We all know the cat is a dick - exception being the rare cat-dog, which is still somewhat ostentatious, but acceptable and if really cool, fetches coins. /Pretzel. RIP. Best cat-dog to ever cat-dog.
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