Ever lose track of the day of week? Sure we all have.
So my sister texts that she thought yesterday was Friday and was crazy bummed that she felt she was doing it again, like groundhog day and shit. I told her to use it as an awesome excuse, tell the office
"I already did Friday, and don't see any sense in doing it twice. I did it pretty good the first time and I'm sorry that I am from the future. It is not my fault that you are a day behind."
Heh. I'd totally roll that kind of shit out of my mouth. Step up your game and time travel like I did!
That will get someone either thinking you are nutballs, or funny. Picky chosey, I wouldn't care about either selection.
- JM
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