Buttermoose and more.

Remember this is Mr's best friend. The lead singer and no he does not look like that normally. I recall when they parted ways because we were getting married I was cleaning his bathroom and he was crazy embarrassed of the piss laden floor. Was circling like a vulture as I scrubbed it to reasonable humanity. I kept telling him I was once a CNA, I've cleaned shit up the walls and... shit stuck to them with amazing accuracy.. It was nothing. So that's Ray. We tip toe around each other honestly.  I like him a good deal but he is .... well he is Ray, so that's fair enough. 

 I feel I got in the way of their being happy male roommates and shit, but it was the natural progression.  He asks me how I keep the house so clean.  I imagine that is his form of a compliment so just come up with bullshit like it was Kylee's turn and she earned a bone. 

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In more awesomeness.... Let's general it up. I picked the lyrics version because it is very moving to me. Get your hippy on baby, I will turn you sooner or later. It's wise my love. As always.... I mean my songs.  I am not for war, this is a smart song,and extremity applies outside of war.  Sometimes you just tilt a head and see that people are inherently flawed.  We pick our battles, think outside of box.  Be the wiser man.....


- JM

Double Friday

Ever lose track of the day of week? Sure we all have.

So my sister texts that she thought yesterday was Friday and was crazy bummed that she felt she was doing it again, like groundhog day and shit. I told her to use it as an awesome excuse, tell the office

"I already did Friday, and don't see any sense in doing it twice. I did it pretty good the first time and I'm sorry that I am from the future. It is not my fault that you are a day behind."

Heh. I'd totally roll that kind of shit out of my mouth.  Step up your game and time travel like I did!

That will get someone either thinking you are nutballs, or funny. Picky chosey, I wouldn't care about either selection.

- JM

Let me smell.....

It's so fucking ghetto I need it. I have been in the bath singing this shit and Mr like.... say what? Now he out there singing it to his friends while playing his .... Battlefield with his friends. Every now and then I just hear "lemme smell your dick". It's actually pretty good, she has skills, it's catchy beat with good vocals. Lyrics lmfao... smelling dicks no good. Or him aying thats how bitches get eyes swelled up. I may have posted this before but I actually bought this album. It was never sent. -JM

50 Ways

Simon and Garfunkel huge in my world. Shame they got all fighty. So uh..... yeah. I'm pointy, always am with lyrics. -JM

Flashback Friday

At the time this song really upset people. Not only was jesus black, she brought in an entire black choir. That wasn't "normal" then, it confused fuckers.

 This one more of my favorite....


And I love dobermans.  One her ber best imo. The lyrics are very thoughtful.



Flashback Toys: These were huge in the 80's happy meal toys. Chicken nuggets in costume, rock!   I had a few.  - JM

Hustlin'

Potential repeat.  After an all week job scrab and two interviews..... I feel like this.....one must keep their levity. - JM
- JM

In my Dreams...

No shit this week I dreamt of my hair falling out in chunks (horror!! I've nary a hair to start with!), chasing my way home and lastly giant mother fucking spiders. For fun I guess. I actually woke Mister up on the last one, and said, "Baby.... piders!!!!!! Big ones, black widow ones that grew bigger every time you stomped it." He rolled over and said "well, that happens." It reminded me of a lovely tranny who took a Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane, think White Rabbit) song to awesomeness. Play it out. I am never unintentional. Any idea how fucking hard it is go on pointe? Nary a toe survives, it's amazing. Plus I'm just into art, and this deserves a nod.


 Weee......Go ask Alice, true Jefferson Airplane. The psychedelic era is always a good time and curious if you listen right.


  - JM