Rotary Distdain

THIS fucking thing, in the 80's was an asshole.  Pure asshole and truly it remains an asshole, it was so slow it seemed to be an asshole on purpose and overflowing with asshole mockery.  There were no other phone options then but everyone knew it sucked, stank of asshole, and we collectively hated it.  Need police in a hurry?   Best of luck.  Ass out!