Etchin' a sketch

All I can say for this 80's toy is ..... what the fuck.  Seriously??????????  On a fucking etch a sketch??  You ain't working.  You home being mental on drugs, extendedly,  to draw this piece of rock.




























My  shit be like:


Excellent toy, but I feel like etch was a set up.  Very hard to do anything useful lest a fucker like above draw a picasso on it.  Props tho... no hatin' but most us did tic tac toe. 

Lite Brite Weee

Ok, this was a highly coveted item.  I refuse to call it a toy because to the child that received it, it was like Jesus dropped from the sky and delivered it in person, it was Holy Grail.  Santa couldn't even be so awesome as to send this box of awe. 

Lite Brite is a bag of pegs.  A black chart of where to dart the said pegs and a box that made your art go OOOooooooo and light up if you didn't fuck your colors.  Upside - kid totally gone for like two hours.  Downside - animals eat the pegs, and kid never picks them up.  It's a parents' peg nightmare but an insanely cool toy.

Rotary Distdain

THIS fucking thing, in the 80's was an asshole.  Pure asshole and truly it remains an asshole, it was so slow it seemed to be an asshole on purpose and overflowing with asshole mockery.  There were no other phone options then but everyone knew it sucked, stank of asshole, and we collectively hated it.  Need police in a hurry?   Best of luck.  Ass out!

Semblance

I'm starting to post songs a bit more me, the lyrics in all of these are extremely intentional. This one, quite poignant. My mother recently asked me to contact my step dad's son on behalf of his dad. It's been about 25 years. I did such, but I felt at the time that if his son wanted to speak to his dad he would have. I remember meeting son once many years ago when my grandmother was alive and holy shit he was hot! I have no idea why he has disdain for my pop, lol god knows I have a millions more current reasons to. This isn't my business and no interest in making it so, but I find it sad to see a divide when we only live live once. - DM

Dont look at my girlfirend!

I get to play ...... this has always been amazing. Hoping to grow you new ears...... xo

Prophet

Below is Jude Chistodal. The most favorite thing Mister has ever had as a favorite. He is small time but massively talented. For our fifth wedding anniversary I wrote to Jude, I explained Mister's fondness and in return received a hand signed CD and poster that reads "Happy Anniversary Mr. Wolford" Lol.... yeah me and my mister shit. It was fucking awesome yet hard to trump in later years of gift giving. Jude has many amazing songs, and I recall when we first began dating he was twitchy. He said "I dont know if I can share Jude with you" I was .... um.... ok? So obtaining signed shit from his jesus was most great. I rock that hard.

Cluster flies bitches. Swat them.....

This for the flies in our lives. God knows are plenty.

Crazy Game of Poker

I have many dedications related to the office... this a peaceful one. It truly was a crazy game of poker. I yet to fold.

Two Points for Honsety......

Heh.  I have no words that it doesn't say.  We moving from 80s a bit.... love you.  This a good song, listen to words.

-DM





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Let's Rasta Yo

We back baby......

I was lucky enough to this see amazing african group in person one year at Warp Tour about 13 years ago..  I'll add a better song but I tell you that I didn't leave that pit in dreadlocks was a shock.  They are amazing!!!!! Fuckers were beating on turned over paint tubs.  Absolutely rasta!

The next area is where I got my ass kicked by trashing fans, and smacked in the forehead with a water bottle.  It was my first concert brawl, not my last.  I'm small. but for mister I know how to crawl from danger.

- DM